Spam Sucks…But it can be funny!


I really hate emptying my SPAM folder, and it is one of the reasons why I never say buy my ebook all the time. I am back from vacation, and I have decided to poke fun at all the annoying emails I get from my junk folder.






Yes, she will since I don’t have one…Isn’t that what serial killers say too?


I don’t think I want to since I am engaged…



Sorry I don’t have one of those…


Nice! Thanks for assuming I want  rich women…


Again thanks for assuming I am a man, and no I don’t need testosterone!


So do I! Oh wait you’re not talking about food or fun things are you…


Nope nice try!


I wish especially if it allows me to write full time.


Sorry, I prefer brunettes, and men!


See what I mean? These emails are not targeted towards me. They think I am a man that loves blondes, a senior in pain, and that I have a testosterone issue. I don’t have unclaimed money, I don’t want to have an affair, and I am not a guy. Moral: Don’t target someone who is not tailored to your stuff. If they would stop sending me emails, and look up who this account really belongs to they would know I am a woman, not in pain, and certainly young, and that I am not interested in having a cougar. Target people in your genre, and for the love of god don’t spam random emails! Do your research first.


Until next time,


One response to “Spam Sucks…But it can be funny!”

  1. claudenougat says:

    Hilarious! Yes, spam can be very funny,I never bothered to put it together…well done!

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